Why Am I So Short?

[Chorus] You may laugh at me Say I don't deserve All the things I've had Sad... [Verse 1] I've got a drum kit and some sticks So when I'm drunk or in a fit I find it easy to express myself I hit the drums so hard I break all the heads And then I end the day in one of my beds [Verse 2] I'm nearly 5'7 tall I like to smoke and drink and ball I've got a yellow suit that's made by Pam And every day I like an egg and some tea But best of all I like to talk about me! [Chorus] You may laugh at me Say I don't deserve All the things I've had