Lads! Lads! Lads!

[Verse 1] Don't know what you see in this joker Doesn't wear socks under his loafers Can't really see 'cause his veneers are blinding me Fresh off a plane from southern Turkey Few laps round town just for fun How can he be bringing girls home back to his mum's? Gets out his guns for every photo Leaning on the back of his friend's souped-up white Polo [Pre-Chorus] I know he says he really likes you, babe But I'm sorry to say, you're just a trophy He only dates you to impress his mates And they're all the same so listen closely [Chorus] Lads, lads, lads Take you for a Nando's, are you gonna bang though? Lads, lads, lads Got a massive speaker, club mix from Ibiza You told him no and he lost it 'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic Lads, lads, lads 'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic [Verse 2] Catcalls and Stella Going hell for leather In the 'Spoons down the road With big Dave and all the fellas Making his way from A to Z How d'you fit that ego in those stupid skinny jeans? Got all the lines and all the lingo Once he's got his way all his charm goes out the window [Pre-Chorus] I know he says he really likes you, babe But I'm sorry to say, you're just a trophy He only dates you to impress his mates And they're all the same so listen closely [Chorus] Lads, lads, lads Take you for a Nando's, are you gonna bang though? Lads, lads, lads Got a massive speaker, club mix from Ibiza You told him no and he lost it 'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic Lads, lads, lads 'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic [Bridge] Lads on tour, say no more Boys will be boys, taking one for the wingman Cheer up love, its just a bit of banter Darling what's the matter? Well there's a simple answer [Chorus] Lads, lads, lads Take you for a Nando's, are you gonna bang though? Lads, lads, lads Got a massive speaker, club mix from Ibiza You told him no and he lost it 'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic Lads, lads, lads 'Cause masculinity is so fucking toxic