One Cool Dude

[Intro] I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me, y'know? Uh.. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing [Verse 1] Uhn.. Yo, Who'd you get your Rollie off? That shit look like you made it in Photoshop I coulda signed a deal, but my phone was off I got a Fedi on my case that thinks he's Robocop Tomahawk smokin' on the harp[?] I'm rockin' Fear Of God and the London Fog I pull the shotgun when I hunt the hog There's 36 hundred in the box Uh.. You just got bumped on a oz It didn't feel right, you thought that something was off I got this lump in a clump and it's soft Feel the fiber of my fabric, I'm cut from the cloth I'm makin' heads nod like hodge Rockin' camouflage when I'm loungin' at the lodgе Lucky sod. Had to get outta dodge I left my mark likе a splotch we're still at odds [Macho Man Sample] Did you seek any kind of treatment? Any kind of psychological help? Behavioral help? Yes, I did. I saw a woman psychiatrist And she said I was "OCD": "One Cool Dude"! And she understands the way I think right now! And everything's cool! Everything's copacetic! Everybody's happy! And I'm happy too, because I'm happy about what I'm gonna do right now Check it out! [Verse 2] I'm back lookin' like the Macho Man Flipped another tortilla at the taco stand I met the plug's plug in Hakkasan They just flew in with it from Pakistan I play the game like Pac-Man I got the scoop like Fatman, The Dapper Dan I hit a hundred grand at B'nans My word is bond, it's just the man that I am I coulda did a time ago But that weren't the right time, y'know? When the time's right you just know And now I'm on the run going psycho But I was on the run getting gyro Collect my check Cut the hydro I look you dead in your eyes Let you die slow [Sample 2] And someone goes, "Ahh! I'm fokin' king in here mate! I'm fokin' the king of the [?] You're fucking with the Rolls Royce of the Flower Gang, Son." I can't wait, bruv. When you see me, mate. I'm like I'll mention a coupla things, yeah? A few brain waves, yeah? Due to this lah-di-lah-di-lah, this or that Like, you know what it is, yeah? You've worked here mate.. Cuz you and your brother mate, we're straight. [?] I fancy you mate. That's how I built my fuckin' bridges mate