Mic Check, One, Two

[Intro] Let's just go, man, is it recording? Yeah, let's just rhyme out our ass Bout to kick a rhyme right outta my head Huh (Oh yeah) Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two [Verse 1: M&M] Here I go in the place to be, rhyming like this on the M-I-C Here's the way that I rhyme so naturally, and actually When I grab the mic, all the people say "M&M, you're one of the funkiest MC's out today" And I say "I agree", because I am a funky dope slammin' MC I slam a mack daddy Every time I grab the mic and say I wanna rap, daddy But you can't, because I take it Grab the mic and if I'm done, I break it When I'm done, I just slam the Microphone and cram it right in your asshole Because "asshole" and "cram the" didn't rhyme But that's alright 'cause I'm jammin' On the microphone 'cause I'm slammin' Busting out lyrics and you like to examine My style that I'm doin', but if you step to me pursuing, I'll ruin All your hopes and dreams, 'cause I work with my man He's on my team My man Manix is on my side every time the crowd panics they say "Damn, how'd you make a beat like that ma'am?" And I say "I'm not a ma'am, I'm a sir" And if you step to me your eyes'll be blurred [Chorus: Maximum] Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two Mic check, one, two Alright, check it out [Verse 2: Maximum] I'm like [?], like [?] I got somethin' else I been holdin' Goin' to the mic and I'm checkin' out myself I'm ready to do, I wanna go, alright? Shit Alright, Manix, let's hear the rythm 'Cause I could give it to 'em when I kick it But they know they wanna diss Some sayin' the smack, the flack [?] the nigga that was back I come with something that's funky [?] [?] like [?] I say "What's up? Cause ya [?], man 'Cause I'm dead in your face like the nigga [?] Batman I'm not really a crystal, but how could It be like this? Because a nigga's like [?] I don't understand the things you do, I'm just dodge it Actin' like [?] But they could keep up with somethin' funky I in yo ass like brass monkey But I'm not the Beastie Boys, the noise, the [?], the [?] So just bring the noise, hey So [?], say "What's up?" to those that [?] Who's the pro [?] who can flow? So, M&M, won't you grab the mic and take it? Here you go, sike I give it back to myself incase you were [?] Say "What's up?" to those with the big butts And if we do [?] a rhyme [?] doodie, I gotta use 'em like Judy and Boodie [Chorus: Eminem] One, two One, two, mic check, a one, two One, two, one, two Mic check, a check, one, two Mic check, a one, two, one two Mic check, three, four, six, seven, eight [Verse 3: Eminem] Mic check, one, two Do unto others as you would have them do to you No, that's not the way I work because when I rhyme I'm a jerk I grab the mic and start dissing All these MC's and try to put them into submission Take them out for the count because the amount I throw is so deaf Word! Deaf didn't rhyme but I On your windshield just like a turd Every time that I rhyme you know that I'm Going to climb to the tip-tip-top and I'm Not going to stop 'cause I grab the mic and dop-da dop dop I fucked up, but that's alright because my luck's up No it's not, 'cause here I am, I got a lot to give And I don't live positive, now I'm not saying I'm negative But if I grab the mic I do mega kits Every time that I grab the mic you know that M&M is gonna be rolling his tongue just like this And then I go do a funky rhyme and if any MC steps up he gets fucking dissed Bad, don't call me dad Vanilla Ice said that, that made me mad So when I step to the mic Know that I gotta clear my throat and excite I'm trying to get the mic cord away from the stereo so I can bust some material I take it around my leg, and then all the MC's wanna beg And say "Yo, please give me a turn!" I say "No" because it's my turn to burn And I bust a rhyme like this and you can't step to a rhyme that I do 'cause you're dissed! You're dissed so bad every time Sure, he don't get a turn, and he's starting to get mad but I'm Just going to take the mic I'm not gonna give it to him because I am So damn hyped in the place to be Rhyming like this 'cause I'm an MC Rhyming so deaf to the happy ass beat It's kinda gay like Liberace but hey Listen to the words that I display every time I kick a rhyme this way You know that the star is worthwhile, every time I grab the mic I'm longer than a mile [Spoken: Maximum] Alright, y'all, I'm in a house Everybody, I'm in a house I'm 'bout to kick, without a doubt Uh, shit, alright [Verse 3: Maximum] Here's a rhyme for the pussies I'm 'bout to get fruitier than [?] So, understand when you die Gotta have to play you like french and watch you fry But I'm a hamburger, so what's up with that nigga? You down with a suicide or murder? Step into an unholy sucker I'm talkin' about the devilish motherfucker So when you say they talkin' about and thinkin' about all that shit they just thinkin' about Some niggas tell you "How's [Wayne?]" Just straight up and down, I'm not even playin' You act rowdy, I like to say it's cloudy And if you don't understand, I'm sayin' outy But honestly it sucks just like a soda I'm layin' on the sofa and I [?] a seizure [?] said it was a [?] but with a [?] from the reverb [?] when I clean dirt off my sofa and [?] over the head with a soda [Spoken: Maximum] Ah, man Ah, man Damn, alright [Verse 4: M&M] I waste no time, when I can't flip I caper And cut your butt up like G toilet paper When I bust a rhyme I'm a stud That's what I like to say, jump on my pud Girly, girly, would you like to fuck me, fuck me in my house early? Or late, I don't care, let's make a date 'cause I don't pump weights to get dates Just because I'm huge, I bust a lyric But I get greedy like a scrooge When I grab the mic it's kinda stingy I kick rhymes that ain't dingy When I bust I'm like porcelain You try to grab the mic and force it against But you can't 'cause you are speechless And I get sandy like beaches I get sandy, I grab the mic, hand me it so I can get dandy When I bust the shit I get like a noogie Then I boogie, boogie on down because Every time that I kick a rhyme I just dud I meant to say "Do", but I got an addiction to friction every time I kick non-fiction Non-fiction science, every time I grab the mic I got the alliance Right behind me stepping into the 90's, you know you'll try me and you'll die, G So don't even try it, I don't buy it, so you'd better keep quiet With the rhyme, let's get into it, ain't nothing but to do it [Bridge: Maximum] Say hip, hop, a hippy to the hip, to the hip, hop To the hippy, hippy hop, ayy If you're ugly, I dare you to say "Ah!" Ah! [Verse 4: Maximum] Now let's talk about everybody wanna know Who's the nigga that was [?] who the [?] I'm not down with the hungry [?] But some niggas actin' like they from a long island I say "What's my nigga [?]" I say "What's up?", but you wanna hear the bass go I sing a jig that'll make you go and make you yo You don't understand when I let the money go But they don't understand mechanics [?] think his name was Manix [?] And yo, Manix, let the beat drop right here So they understand they made the fear, yes I'm talkin' about the style I do Hey, you don't understand what I'm into I got a style [?] microphone, I sound like a [?] [?] But they don't understand the style I do Back to the preview of the [?] [?] Born like this but you know you can't hit this [Sideburn?] when you [?] my turn You need to learn [?] how you don't know That you never knew who was the best In the oogie-woogie-noogie-boogie, represent the best And I'm outy, and yo, tell'em 'bout me Ayo, Butterfingers, lay a scratch Chika-chika, um-um-um [Verse 5: M&M] You'd better catch up 'cause you're trailing You'd better put springs in your ass and jump like Van Halen Every time I bust a rhyme I get like a panther if you're lying that slander 'Cause you're lying like Berry Saunders, every time I grab the mic I get married and I Like to kick a rhyme that I pick Every time I pick the mic up I stick A dick right up your ass like a faggot You're gonna die, be crawling with maggots Every time I dread you like hair, I said you'd better get (?) on your underwear You'd better run, 'cause if you don't Afraid you'll be seeing a ghost like a wraith You ain't an eighth of me, every time I grab the mic girls try to act so faithfully But I say "No, don't be a fan. Just try to step to my dick and act like a man" No, that don't make no sense but every time I cut class like a pair of scissors I get so damn hyped On the mic, 'cause every time I step to the forefront I like To wonder on to something that I'm drawn to Every time I grab the mic and pass it to Shaun he Gets so deaf but I'm not gonna pass it yet 'Cause I burn like acid vet, word! I'm a stick like a trident 'cause you need guidance I'm not [?], give me Dorito, I feel like a Frito But, yo, I'm like [?] A torpedo, attack her like a missile You want some of this but I'm fightin' that [?] Onto the [bone?], 'cause you know you got holes in your panties I want to say fuck Annie, like tomorrow, I feel no sorrow [?] I'm gonna cut you like Zorro Just say [?] god, girl [?] but you're saying [?] the world I don't understand how many women get with me But I don't care because [?] hit the [?] I'm like a GMC truck, because I don't [?] run down in [?] Yo [?], you gonna [?] say ah! (Ah) [?] I'd like to say [?], but you don't like the [?] when I [?] I'm making them go Some people are [?] like [?] But some [?] But, yo [Manix?] And [?] some shit down to make them fall off the [?] Cause [?] I really wanna take the mic and show 'em it's time [?] what I gotta do I said what's up with that nigga [?] black and blue I take ya [ideals?] and do 'em like this Suck my dick, you know you wanna bite this You don't understand, cause you know you wanna write this So I get [?] You can wrap your lips around a real black cock Somebody said that already, It don't matter cause I'm [?] like Freddy So I'm outta here, remember this Forehead, more dead, and [?] Tune into our next preview, with the Bassmint tapes on the cellar And where I'll [?] Uh, bring the beat back in, and just let rock the mic my friend Because I am so deaf and I am so fre-