This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us [Plagiarism Version]

Zoo time is she and you time The mammals are your favorite type, and you want her tonight Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Flying, domestic flying And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You are a khaki-colored bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing This town ain't big еnough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leavе Daily, except for Sunday You dawdle into the café where you meet her each day Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Oh noooo! Shower, another shower You've got to look your best for her, and be clean everywhere Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat The rain is pouring on the foreign town The bullets cannot cut you down no This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Choosing, the girl is choosing Between the man who's well-to-do and the man who is you Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat There is a panic-selling jamboree, now he's a liability This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Oh nooo! Shower, another shower You've got to look your best for her, and be clean everywhere Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat The rain is pouring on the foreign town The bullets cannot cut you down no This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave This town ain't big enough This town ain't big enough This town ain't big enough This town ain't big enough This town ain't big enough This town ain't big enough Census, the latest census There'll be more girls who live in town though not enough to go round Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You know that this town isn't big enough, not big enough for the both of us This town isn't big enough, not big enough for the both of us I ain't gonna leave!