Beat the Clock

(You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, I was born a little premature (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Mom just couldn't take no more (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Had no time to learn to cry Goodbye mama, got to fly Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Entered school when I was two (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Phd'd that afternoon (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Never entered any sports I didn't look too good in shorts Got divorced when I was four (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, I've seen everything there is I've done everything there is I've met everyone but Liz Now I've even met old Liz No time for relationship Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, I did lots of traveling (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Parts of me unraveling (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) The army then rejected me Said I had two flat feet Wore them out when I was three (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Too bad there ain't ten of you (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Then I'd show you what I'd do (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) I could cheat on five of you And be faithful to you two But there's only one of you (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) Well, I've seen everything there is I've done everything there is I've met everyone but Liz Now I've even met old Liz No time for relationship Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) (You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock) You gotta beat the clock