My Strongest Suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked With some glamour guaranteeing Every fibre of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau To your death bed you're on view, so Never compromise, accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel Because dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Staying in or hitting townwards From the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time Whether wig or hat or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime And the few who are invited To my wardrobe are delighted As they wander through my things to find en route That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal Because dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Now you don't need a recital Of the reasons why it's vital That tonight my trappings will not be subdued That from coronet to sandal No one else is worth a candle That I couldn't make more impact in the nude So bring me all my finest Most audacious, mi divine-ist Most revealing, most expensive and to boot Most arresting, most heart-stopping Most free flowing, most eye popping Because dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere