Tape Measure

[Intro] Tape measure Tape to the measurement Tape measure Tape to the measurement [Refrain] Tape measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement [Verse 1] Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter If yuh waan enter inna mi miggle center Buddy hеad, it haffi big 'round di perimeter Long likе twenty-five centimeter It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement If it small an it likkle, then a dat mi prevent Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend If yuh live inna mi hole, then yuh haffi pay rent [Chorus] Tape measure Long to di number pon di tape measure Tape to di measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Tape measure Long to di number pon di tape measure Tape to di measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement [Verse 2] Tek advice from di queen Buddy haffi long 'til it bend, yeah, lean When yuh see mi bend it over, yuh fi put it in Mix up e magnum wid a little sperline If yuh waan give me pleasure Bwoy haffi walk wid a long tape measure Cyaan fuck mi if yuh nuh have a tape measure Buddy length haffi long to di length tape measure [Refrain] Tape measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement [Verse 1] Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter If yuh waan enter inna mi miggle center Buddy head, it haffi big 'round di perimeter Long like twenty-five centimeter It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement If it small an it likkle, then a dat mi prevent Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend If yuh live inna mi hole, then yuh haffi pay rent [Chorus] Tape measure Long to di number pon di tape measure Tape to di measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Tape measure Long to di number pon di tape measure Tape to di measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement [Refrain] Tape measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement [Bridge] Tape measurement Tape measurement Tape measurement Tape measurement [Chorus] Tape measure Long to di number pon di tape measure Tape to di measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement Tape measure Long to di number pon di tape measure Tape to di measurement Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement