Double Parked

Head in the clouds and I'm afraid to fail Got a knife in my shoulder and I can't inhale I try to quit, but I can only quail And I lost my card that says, "Get out of jail" Plastic people with electric books Dogs on the street, all giving me looks Not enough shepherds and too many crooks Not enough mermaids and too many hooks Foot in the grave, ants in my pants Wooden leg, thinks it can dance I got ten tin cans full of cants And all my speeches Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Foot on the brake and a face full of cake I took off my shoes and stepped on a rake Single shot, double take Bad faith for goodness' sake Doing my best, I'm deeply depressed You can't pet every dog that barks Remind me to tell you why the tub's full of sharks But it's a long story and I'm double-parked Foot in the grave, ants in my pants Wooden leg, thinks it can dance I got ten tin cans full of cants And all my speeches Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around I take a selfie with everything I eat High-five strangers as I walk down the street My teeth are straight, and my toes are curled And I'm alive to the jive of the modern world Doing my best, I'm deeply depressed You can't pet every dog that barks Remind me to tell you why the tub's full of sharks But it's a long story and I'm double-parked Foot in the grave, ants in my pants Wooden leg, thinks it can dance I got ten tin cans full of cants And all my speeches Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around Turn into rants, turn into rants, turn around