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Short And Sweet Lyrics — Spinal Tap | Dork

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Spinal Tap
Short And Sweet Lyrics

Lyrics

Short And Sweet

From Back from the Dead2009

Written by Annette O’Toole, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Michael McKean

Produced by Jeffery CJ Vanston

Lyrics

Short And Sweet

Short and sweet, my baby's all mine Head to feet, she's barely 4'9" She don't come up to here and she stay down there She don't come up to here, mmm, know what I mean? Short and sweet, my little costar Underneath my faulty radar She give me everything, she don't want nothing She give me everything, isn't she fine? Yeah Short and sweet, wee Aphrodite Très petite, but mucho mighty My mini muffin, ain't she something? My mini muffin, sweet as a pie, yeah Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet Short and sweet

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About this track

"Short And Sweet" is a song by Spinal Tap from the album Back from the Dead, released in 2009. The song was written by Annette O’Toole, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Michael McKean. It was produced by Jeffery CJ Vanston.

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Contributors

Jeffery CJ Vanston— 59 credits as songwriter & producer →
Annette O’Toole— 1 credits as songwriter →
Christopher Guest— 1 credits as songwriter →
Harry Shearer— 3 credits as songwriter →
Michael McKean— 2 credits as songwriter →

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