Boys These Days

Well, baby's tryna come for my house Well, maybe poor baby, you should try a bit harder When I was your age, we didn't have marijuana, we just had Working at a job every day And if you ever felt down, well then, baby, you'd fake it Well, know I've never even seen myself naked And I'm fine Now it's all just vaping and porn It's probably all that sitting on faces they're doing Ah, these kids don't even know they've been born I can't think what they do when they're together They do when they're together They do when they're together, they're doing Probably doing it together They're doing it together They're doing, doing, doing Good god, boys these days Look like girls, look like girls these days Look like girls, look like girls Maybe what they need is a war Ah, these kids, nah, they don't care about nothing at all When I was your age, we didn't even have doors, we just had Playing in the traffic with rocks If a car knocked you down, well then, you'd get right back up When I was your age, you know, we didn't need much to have fun Now it's all just fucking on drugs For dear old Maureen, well, once a year was enough Well, whatever happened to not making love? It's just sick What they do when they're together They do when they're together They do when they're together, they do when Probably doing it together They're doing it together They're doing, doing, doing Boys these days Oh, these boys, these days Oh, these boys Good god, boys these days Look like girls, look like girls Boys these days Look like girls, look like girls Oh, no-no-no one's smoking cigarettes They're chaining up the pubs To glue themselves to goalposts, just give the whole thing up Oh, well, they talk about our feelings And give each other hugs Oh, those boys these days Look like girls, look like girls Boys these days