The Bed

[Verse 1] We're sleeping underneath the bed To scare the monsters out With our dear daddy's Smith and Wesson We've gotta teach them all a lesson [Pre-Chorus] Don't move Don't scream or we will have to shoot [Chorus] Stop right where you stand We need a chalk outline if you can Put your hands where we can see them, please [Verse 2] We're holding up the lids of our eyes And showing just the whites "Mary, no one has such small hands No, not the wind, not even that." [Pre-Chorus] Don't move Don't scream or we will have to shoot [Chorus] Stop right where you stand We need a chalk outline if you can Put your hands where we can see them, please [Chorus] Stop right where you stand We need a chalk outline if you can Put your hands where we can see them, please