Kow Kow Calculator (Alternate Version)

Let me tell you about Cal Cal Calculator Was a very smooth operator He had a soul just like an alligator Kept it in a chrome elevator And when the sun began to shine Alligator gets to go outside And Cal Cal, well he plays the chimes Together and Lassie go for a ride Lassie traveled with him, he loved Came across a dead horse at the side of the road Two generals were standing at each end Oh Lord, fighting all those faults that had been All that's left is this war They couldn't get things back together like they were before And listen Turn on your love light Come on and let it shine Oh yeah Let it shine inside your heart Come on and turn it on Ooh mama Come on and turn on your love light Come on and turn it on Let it shine inside your heart Come on and let it shine So many times Cal Cal had heard it said before Oh Lord, don't go near that door 'Cause of the misery you'll uncover 'Cause of the evil you'll discover And misery seeks its own company Cal Cal had heard it said Now he sits there crying His hands across his head Talking 'bout Cal Cal Calculator He's a smooth operator Why don't you get back in your own elevator Cal Cal, Cal Cal Calculator I want you to turn on your love light Come on and turn on your love light Come on and turn on your love light Ooh yeah Let it shine