Let me tell you about Cal Cal Calculator
Was a very smooth operator
He had a soul just like an alligator
Kept it in a chrome elevator
And when the sun began to shine
Alligator gets to go outside
And Cal Cal, well he plays the chimes
Together and Lassie go for a ride
Lassie traveled with him, he loved
Came across a dead horse at the side of the road
Two generals were standing at each end
Oh Lord, fighting all those faults that had been
All that's left is this war
They couldn't get things back together like they were before
And listen
Turn on your love light
Come on and let it shine
Oh yeah
Let it shine inside your heart
Come on and turn it on
Ooh mama
Come on and turn on your love light
Come on and turn it on
Let it shine inside your heart
Come on and let it shine
So many times Cal Cal had heard it said before
Oh Lord, don't go near that door
'Cause of the misery you'll uncover
'Cause of the evil you'll discover
And misery seeks its own company
Cal Cal had heard it said
Now he sits there crying
His hands across his head
Talking 'bout Cal Cal Calculator
He's a smooth operator
Why don't you get back in your own elevator
Cal Cal, Cal Cal Calculator
I want you to turn on your love light
Come on and turn on your love light
Come on and turn on your love light
Ooh yeah
Let it shine
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