Junior's Farm

[Verse 1] You should have seen me with the poker man I had a honey and I bet a grand Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand I was talking to an Eskimo Said he was hoping for a fall of snow When up popped a sea lion ready to go [Chorus] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Take me down! [Verse 2] At the Houses of Parliament Everybody's talking about the President We all chip in for a bag of cement Ollie Hardy should have had more sense He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence All for the sake for a couple of pence [Chorus] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Everybody tag along Ha! Huh, ha! [Verse 3] I took my bag to the grocer's store The price is higher than the time before Old man asked why is it more I said you should have seen me with the poker man I had a honey and I bet a grand Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand [Chorus] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low (Down to Junior's Farm.) Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm. (Down to Junior's Farm.) Let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low (Down to Junior's Farm.) Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm. (Down to Junior's Farm.) Everybody tag along. (Everybody tag along.) Take me down to Junior's Farm right now Ow! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Take me back Take me back I wanna go back Yeah, yeah, yeah, eh (Gasping)