Junior's Farm

[Verse 1]

You should have seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand

I was talking to an Eskimo

Said he was hoping for a fall of snow

When up popped a sea lion ready to go

[Chorus]

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Take me down!

[Verse 2]

At the Houses of Parliament

Everybody's talking about the President

We all chip in for a bag of cement

Ollie Hardy should have had more sense

He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence

All for the sake for a couple of pence

[Chorus]

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Everybody tag along

Ha! Huh, ha!

[Verse 3]

I took my bag to the grocer's store

The price is higher than the time before

Old man asked why is it more

I said you should have seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand

[Chorus]

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

(Down to Junior's Farm.)

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm. (Down to Junior's Farm.)

Let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I want to lay low

(Down to Junior's Farm.)

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm. (Down to Junior's Farm.)

Everybody tag along. (Everybody tag along.)

Take me down to Junior's Farm right now

Ow!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Take me back

Take me back

I wanna go back

Yeah, yeah, yeah, eh

(Gasping)