Holiday Song

We go down some pot-holed roads For some stuffing in a house And we eat lots and lots of turkey Drink some wine and we get soused Do a back-flip in shag carpet Don't drive your car, make sure you park it And be thankful for your friends And be sure to make amends So I send you all my wishes Help your mother with those dishes I hope you're lucky number seven And you're safe at home, or home in heaven I hope you're lucky number seven And you're safe at home, or home in heaven