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[Verse 1] I'm a collector, I collect anything I find I never throw anything away that's mine And I'd collect you too if I was given half a chance And trap you under the glass and add my autograph I catalogue, I preserve, and I index And file you into my collectible Rolodex I keep the rubbish what other people give away And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray [Chorus] Hoard Collect File Index Catalogue Preserve Amass Index [Verse 2] I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood I like the things that people seem to always overlook I gather up and catalogue it in a book I wrote There's so much now that I forget if I don't make a note If I collected you and put you in a little cage I could take you out and study you every day It isn't easy being me, it's kind of lonely work My obligation to collecting is my only thirst [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] (Hoard) (Collect) (File) (Index) Catalogue Preserve Amass Index [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Hoard Collect File Index Catalogue Preserve Amass Index