[Verse 1]
I saw an ad online
With a man in his prime
"You can change your life
For a limited time"
My life was in decline
My life was in decline
[Verse 2]
"Listen to what I say
Do these ten things every day
You can make the change
Just hit the link to pay"
They said my card was declined
They said my card was declined
[Chorus]
Cutting sugar, exercising, reading, writing, organizing
Mindful habits, minimizing judgy thoughts and criticizing
If you spend life maximizing, myopically optimizing
Pretty soon, you're gonna hit a wall
[Post-Chorus]
Today's solutions
Are just tomorrow's problems
Yep
[Bridge]
Your circumstances crashing down on you
Like waking up to a work call
The shiny man online said that my life's on the line
The shiny man online said that my life's on the line
[Chorus]
Cutting sugar, exercising, reading, writing, organizing
Mindful habits, minimizing judgy thoughts and criticizing
If you spend life maximizing, myopically optimizing
Pretty soon, you're gonna hit a wall
[Outro]
Instakill
Instakill
Instakill
Instakill
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