Ode to the Bouncer

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do No, I haven't had no dope Lift up the velvet rope Mr. Doorman, stop teasing I'm freezing out here See, I've got friends inside It's my birthday tonight And I'm not wearing trainers Not to mention knickers It's futile to debate With St. Peter at the gate Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake 'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do Bouncer, hey, bouncer Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey, bouncer) Ooh, bouncer, empowered and aroused I see it in your trousers And in the way you browse her (Look, she's in!) What? Her dress is up to waterline Bitch is clearly borderline Nose as white as Snow White's in moonlight We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do Bouncer, hey, bouncer Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey, bouncer) Bounce, bounce, bouncer Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical I just gotta dance right now, it's critical So you can play karate, you thick illiterati I'm a black belt in life So go home to your ugly wife You forgot in your wisdom The window to the ladies room A whole new possibility for a cat like me Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do Bouncer, hey, bouncer Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey, bouncer)