The Mercury Craze

When last we left him Our hero yes was recently diagnosed as being last haver Of a most unusual sort of blood (Who knew?) Quite surprised by the news himself (And still the genuinely unlucky man) He now wields his one and only body bag of this His now very rare blood And so, we find him seated not starved but smalled Before a really rather serious spread His evening's eats have been copped and bequeathed By the richest of rich who's only child is especially sick Their fair scared parent eyes reading weak Yelling help across a good two hundred feet of set table Yours far full of edge lie (Lie perfectly still) lie perfectly still like straight teeth It seems so few would know just what to do as the new (the new) and improved lucky you To be courted and prized as someone else's very own (own, own) personal blood mine It seems so few would know just what to do as the new (the new) and improved lucky you To be courted and prized as someone else's very own (own, own) personal blood mine B-l-o-o-d B-l-o-o-d B-l-o-o-d B-l-o-o-d B-l-o-o-d I mean What if your oh so unique blood Then became the latest craze? Would the dear disparate world not get the wrong or right idea You now owning all your ever so happen' (blood) You sole proprietor of all that priceless red wet You sole proprietor of all that priceless red wet (Yeah) What if? What if your blood were then all the rage? What then? What if your blood weren't you? What if? What if your blood were then all the rage? What then? What if your blood weren't you? What if? What if your blood were then all the rage? What then? What if your blood weren't you? What if? What if your blood were then all the rage? What then? What if your blood weren't you? What if? What would you give In order to get your hands On the latest utmost in luxury blood Only to have yours flushed completely And replaced with that of a nice bright white Would you later pay extra For your old red tide to be glassed Sat down, room warm beside your occupied hospital bed So that when you were well And in your right mind of red wets And new whites. You just might Indeed, spill your own and old blood It seems so few would know just what to do as the new (the new) and improved lucky you To be courted and prized as someone else's very own (own, own) personal blood mine It seems so few would know just what to do as the new (the new) and improved lucky you To be courted and prized as someone else's very own (own, own) personal blood mine Hey friend Is there a terrible time to your life that never seems to let up? Is it a terrible time of the great nothing much? What say you leave your past life's luck in the dust And let the miracle most of modern-day at your blood? Offer limited while the happen' blood still well worth to salvage May not be suitable for some users under the age of death Complementary big bag of aspirin for every tenth customer Blood You know you want it Blood Give most modern-day Blood Imagine Ice Cube's blood running through your veins