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Bar Mitzvah Disaster Lyrics — Subtronics | Dork

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Bar Mitzvah Disaster Lyrics

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Bar Mitzvah Disaster

From Planet Cyclops2021

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Bar Mitzvah Disaster

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About this track

"Bar Mitzvah Disaster" is a song by Subtronics from the album Planet Cyclops, released in 2021.

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