Dogs

[Verse 1] Katy Kerlan was my first kiss I was only five years old, and she hit me with her purse I had braces on my legs, and I almost fell down And from that day moving forward, I've been petrified of blondes [Verse 2] Oh, Patricia, she was my first love She sat eight rows behind me, and I couldn't breathe I gave her Pink Floyd, Animals, when we were in sixth grade And it was on her turntable when I met her on Sunday Her mom was gone, we were listening to "Dogs" She reached down my pants and discovered I was bald And when I touched her down there, she was blossoming and soft And the next day in school, she ignored me in the hall [Verse 3] Shelly and Amber gave me my first taste I went down on them both at Amber's parents' place We were drunk as skunks and high on Darvon And they gave me a bath and I stumbled on home [Verse 4] Mary Anne was my first fuck She slide down between my legs, and oh, my God, she could suck I went with her friend first, but I couldn't get it in And when she caught me with Mary Anne, her heart was broken Mary Anne got cold and abruptly broke it off For a guy with sweatpants and a pickup truck I begged her not to dump me, and I pleaded, "No" But her body language told me it was time for me to go The guy with the truck picked me up and brought me home I sat down at my piano, and my spirit was low But I pulled myself together, and I played a few notes Now, I was the one who got their heart broke [Verse 5] I met a girl named Deborah, she lived on the canal She made me eggs in the morning, she was such a sweet gal And we went to Red Lobster and we went to Tangier She had motherly love, she was warm and she cared She was a beautiful girl, and she had a big heart But I drifted away because there wasn't that spark [Verse 6] Oh the complicated mess of sex and love When you give that first sting or you're the one who gets stung And when you lose control and how good it feels to cum And when you pant like a dog getting into someone Oh, rejection, how it hurts so much When you can't love the one you've been longing to touch And they're onto something else, and it don't feel right And you wonder if they're cumming together all night The nature of attraction cycles on and on And nobody’s right, and nobody’s wrong Our early life shapes the types to whom we are drawn It’s a complicated place, this planet we’re on