Baby, why are you freaking out?
You got another cigarette in your mouth
I said "I got nothing going on"
You said "Baby, don't you think that's wrong?"
I said "I... I'm a scumbag"
Baby, why are you freaking out?
Why do you gotta talk so loud?
You asked "Baby, won't you leave the house?"
I said "My best friend is my couch"
I said "I... I'm a scumbag"
Baby, why are you freaking out?
What is all this fuss about?
I got my six pack next to me
There's no other place I would rather be
I said "I... I'm a scumbag"
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