Brand New Shirt

Got a brand new shirt got a brand new shirt Got a brand new shirt Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt Got a brand new pants got a brand new pants Got a brand new pants Take a look at my brand new pants Got a brand new shirt It's a bit tight but I make it work Got two sleeves on my brand new shirt Everybody jealous of this introvert Got a brand new pants They're a little big but I look like a champ I got my two legs in my brand new pants I really, really Really like my brand new pants Got a brand new hat Few cum stains, nothing wrong with that Girls lining up for my brand new hat Take a couple home, let you do the math Got a brand new boots The ladies really like me in My brand new boots When they see me wearing them Then they say "let's screw" These boots are made for screwing And that's what they'll do Got a brand new shirt got a brand new shirt Got a brand new shirt Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt Got a brand new pants got a brand new pants Got a brand new pants Take a look at my brand new pants Got a brand new lungs gotta switch ‘em out ‘cause smoking ciggies is fun Breathing like a champ with My brand new lungs Sipping on this can with my brand new lungs (Slurp) got a brand new toy Tastes kinda funny but it brings me joy I have a lot of fun with my brand new toy (Slurp) got a brand new drink Tastes kind of bitter but It really don't sting really going in (Slurping) Oh... ugh... brand new (Slurping) oh, God (Slurping, coughing) Got a brand new shirt got a brand new shirt Got a brand new shirt Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt Got a brand new pants got a brand new pants Got a brand new pants Take a look at my brand new pants