R.T.V.

Nine o'clock on channel six Get the beer and get the chips Death is live opon the screen It's reality TV! New disasters! Don't you miss All the details - we'll be back right after this Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood On patrol with cameras Gonna make some victims stars TV vamps, for blood we thirst Help that man, but shoot him first Moving pictures full of pain Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood Should there be a day of peace We've our something up to sleeves Our "assistant" will commit Any shit to land a hit Want to be on live TV? Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood