Shit-Faced

Nice hotel - place to stay We sought a place to get some rest The owner said: "Please keep it down" "We're good boys" - so we lied Raise some Hell! Two days passed - fuckin' mess The maids refused to clean our stys Ravioli neath the rug Stench of beer - everywhere We were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much fun Fuckin' shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing rooms One week down - place was fucked We tore the heater off the wall And broke the windows in our room No one cared - we were drunk Raise some Hell! Bed diving - brand new sport From our beds we'd start to leap And dive into the cabinets They broke too - nothing spared We were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much fun Fuckin' shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing rooms Went downtown - forgot the keys We climbed into someone's window But they shot teargas in our eyes Didn't look - locked outside Raise some Hell! Place destroyed - where to now? We moved into another room Five minutes passed and it was thrashed Last warning - they kicked us out We were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much fun Fuckin' shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing rooms Raise some Hell! We were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much fun Fuckin' shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing rooms