Poor Girl

Poor, poor girl Poor, poor girl Doe-eyed Dolly has the act down well Mom and Dad see perfection where the apple fell Give her everything, too But nothing will do Poor, poor girl Give her more, poor girl Crissy’s cryin’ ‘cause the color’s wrong Wanted two shades darker than a platinum blonde Showed ‘em Brigitte Bardot They gave her Monroe Poor, poor girl Poor, poor girl Poor, poor girl Poor, poor girl Suzie Slicker’s never ever been caught Usin’ five sticky fingers with acrylics on top Left her wallet at home Her cover is blown Poor, poor girl Poor, poor girl Poor, poor girl She’s such a poor, poor girl