Kitchen Table

[Intro] ("Oi shall we just start with the chorus? Might sound cool?") [Chorus] Dancing on the kitchen table I want you to know that I'm willing and able to Be there To catch you If you fall [Verse 1] You sound like Lionel on a Sunday There's only one way, I could like a Monday And that's if our next meeting was due You smell like petrol in the morning I'm getting drawn in, need a way of stalling This inevitable fall for you [Pre-Chorus] Wait a second, change the record Is our life too crazy to be us two, baby? Wait a second Nah, forget about it [Chorus] Dancing on the kitchen table I want you to know that I'm willing and able to Be there To catch you If you fall Dancing on the kitchen table It's likе our way of life, it isn't very stable, but I'll bе there To catch you If you fall [Verse 2] You taste like Bailey's by the fire Smooth desire, divine as a choir Can I be the laces on your new shiny boots? You feel like cold rain on my warm skin I think I'm all in, I need a tarpaulin 'Cause all my mates say I'm wetter than June In Hanoi during a monsoon [Pre-Chorus] Wait a second, change the record Is our life too crazy to be us two, baby? Wait a second Nah, forget about it [Chorus] Dancing on the kitchen table I want you to know that I'm willing and able to Be there To catch you If you fall (But I hope you don't fall) Dancing on the kitchen table It's like our way of life, it isn't very stable, but I'll be there To catch you If you fall [Bridge] Baby, you look like Baby, you look like Baby, you look like 90K at Coldplay Baby, you look like Baby, you look like Baby, you look like Matty eating raw steak Baby, you look like Baby, you look like Baby, you look like Bicycles in Bombay And now I feel like And now I feel like And now I feel like I'm having the best day [Instrumental Break] [Outro] I guess it looks like I guess it looks like We should start the dancing and falling I hope it goes right Funny feeling that it might Can we start the dancing and falling?