Wonderboy

High above the mucky-muck Castle made of clouds There sits Wonderboy Sitting oh-so-proudly Not much to say When you're high above the mucky-muck Yeaaah, yeah Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy With powers comparable to Wonderboy What powers you ask I dunno, how about the power of flight That do anything for ya It's levitation, Holmes How about the power to kill a yak From 200 yards away With mind bullets That's telekinesis Kyle How about the power to move you History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman Rigga goo-goo, rigga goo-goo A secret to be told A gold chest to be bold And blasting forth with three-part harmony Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces They formed a band The likes of which have never been seen And they call themselves Tenacious D That's right, me And KG (that's me) Were now Tenacious D Come fly with me, fly Wonderboy What is the secret of your power Wonderboy Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man Oh, take my hand Young Nastyman And we'll fly Bring out your broad sword There's the hydra Slice his throat And grab his scrote You take the high road I'll take the low There, the crevasse Fill it With your mighty juice