Roadkill

Well, I touch down run to my connection A man in the gift shop called me a fag I feel like my tucked-up erection There's pressure all over my head And I know that's how I get paid But it's not really how I wanna get laid, so Hundred forty when I last got weighed And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday And they're playing your song on the radio station Muggin' me off all across the nation If you don't eat, then you'll never grow I should've learned that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Makin' out with people that you don't like I know you don't feel alright But you look just fine to me Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersection With George spilling things all over his bag And I took shit for being quiet during the election Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy I get stoned and go where I'm gettin' paid But it's not really how babies get made So, I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping Oh, I'm just a busy guy And they're playing your song on the radio station Muggin' me off all across the nation If you don't shoot, then you'll never know You should've learned that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Takin' out your shit on the ones you like You know, I didn't feel alright Until you spoke to me You I've been waiting for you My whole life waiting for you I've been waiting for you Well, I'm gonna get a condom, that's for her protection And then maybe I'll get myself a fun night