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Local Millionaire Lyrics — The Armed | Dork

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Local Millionaire Lyrics

Lyrics

Local Millionaire

From THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED2025

Written by Kenneth Szymanski, Tony Wolski, Kenneth Szymanski, Tony Wolski, Kenneth Szymanski, Tony Wolski

Produced by Ben Chisholm, The Armed

Lyrics

Local Millionaire

Consider what makes you happy Consider what makes you sad Consider what makes you angry Is there overlap? A victim of a self-infatuation All pride and boundless fascination Your biggest fan Victim of a self-infatuation All pride and boundless fascination Your biggest fan What is it that makes me ugly? What is it that makes me bad? What is it that makes you hate me? Do you see yourself? A victim of a self-infatuation All pride and boundless fascination Your biggest fan Victim of a self-infatuation All pride and boundless fascination Your biggest fan Your biggest fan Your biggest fan Your biggest fan (infatuation) Your biggest fan (ooh) Your biggest fan Go fuck yourself Infatuation Oh, yeah, a self-infatuation Go fuck yourself Yeah, oh yeah, a self-infatuation Go fuck yourself Victim of a self-infatuation Go fuck yourself Yeah! Go fuck yourself!

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

About this track

"Local Millionaire" is a song by The Armed from the album THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, released in 2025. The song was written by Kenneth Szymanski, Tony Wolski, Kenneth Szymanski, Tony Wolski, Kenneth Szymanski, Tony Wolski. It was produced by Ben Chisholm, The Armed.

The Armed profile →THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED album →Track profile →

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Chris Koltay— 24 credits as additional engineering →
Justin Meldal-Johnsen— 1,139 credits as songwriter & producer →
Kate Derringer— 9 credits as additional engineering →
Kurt Ballou— 1,133 credits as songwriter & producer →
Pete Min— 74 credits as additional engineering →
Steve Green— 11 credits as additional engineering →
Zach Weeks— 60 credits as additional engineering →

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