I Am the Walrus (Take 16)

[Verse 1] I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying [Verse 2] Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long [Chorus] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob [Verse 3] Mister City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying [Verse 4] Yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down [Chorus] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob [Bridge] Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus G'goo goo g'joob G'goo goo goo g'joob [Verse 5] Expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide, I'm crying [Verse 6] Semolina pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe [Chorus] I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo Joob! Joob! Joob!