I Am the Walrus (Take 16)

[Verse 1]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying

[Verse 2]

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

[Chorus]

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

[Verse 3]

Mister City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying

[Verse 4]

Yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

[Chorus]

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

[Bridge]

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

[Chorus]

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

G'goo goo g'joob

G'goo goo goo g'joob

[Verse 5]

Expert, textpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide, I'm crying

[Verse 6]

Semolina pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

[Chorus]

I am the egg man, they are the egg men

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo

Joob! Joob! Joob!