Revolution 9

[Intro: Alistair Taylor & George Martin] —Bottle of claret for you if I'd realised (Well, do next time) I'd forgotten all about it, George, I'm sorry Will you forgive me? Yes (Cheeky bitch) [Refrain] (Number nine) Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number (Number, number nine, number nine) [Verse 1] And then, there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire Everyone of them knew that as time went by They'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower but But this was only aforesaid thing, and a scarecrow can do factory work Those old umpteen type of humpty-dumpty jewel finders In the, in the, uh, in the district that they really intended to pay for [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] Number nine, number nine [Interlude] (...colors for the season) And who was to know? (Everybody who knew who they were was in the—) Who was to know? [Refrain] Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine [Verse 2] I sustained nothing worse than Also for example Whatever you're doing A business deal falls through I informed him on the third night When fortune gives [Refrain] Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine [Interlude] Right! Right! Right, right, right, right! Right! Right! [Refrain] Number nine, number nine, number nine [Verse 3] I've missed all of that It makes me a few days late Compared with, like, wow! And weird stuff like that Taking our sides sometimes Floral bark Rogue doctors have brought this specimen I have nobody's short-cuts, aha [Refrain] Number nine, number nine [Verse 4] With the situation They are standing still Upon the telegram Ooh, ooh [Refrain] Number nine, number [Verse 5] A man without terrors from beard to false As the headmaster reported to me My son, he really can try as they do to find function (Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high) And his eyes were low Umpire, his glasses insane We'd better go to see us in Alright (Number nine) Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line! [Refrain] Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine [Verse 6] So the wife called me, and we'd better go to see a surgeon Or whatever to price it yellow underclothes So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all So, instead of that, he joined the bloody navy and went to sea [Interlude] Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! [Verse 7] In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair I'm not in the mood for whirling [Interlude] Um-da Ahh [Verse 8] How? Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping Birds for birding and fish for fishing Them for themming and when for whimming Hold that flag! Only to find the night-watchman Unaware of his presence in the building (—right) Onion soup Please hear that [Refrain] Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine (Industrial output) [Verse 9: Unknown, Yoko Ono] Financial imbalance Thrusting it between his shoulder blades The Watusi The Twist El Dorado Take this, brother, may it serve you well Maybe it's nothing Ah Maybe it's nothing What? What? Oh Maybe even then Exposure could be difficult thing It's quick like rush for peace is Because it's so much It was like being naked If you become naked [Outro] Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick! Block that kick!