Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport (live)

[Intro segment] Fellas – you feel like singing a chorus with me? (The band cheer in agreement.) There's enthusiasm for you. Hey look, I'll give you a rough idea how it goes. It starts off with me going like this: one, two, a-one, two, three, four... (Harris' wobble board starts playing.) And you come in in E, Paul That's it. And then altogether, fellas... That's nice, haha! [Spoken song-intro section] There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying... Ahh... And he gets himself up onto one elbow And he turns to his four mates who are gathered 'round And he says: [Verse 1] Cut your hair once a year, boys Cut your hair once a year If it covers your ear you can't hear, boys So cut your hair once a year All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) Tie me kangaroo down, sport (You must do that "oooh!" bit...) Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) [Spoken bridge] Ha, ha, ha! Dear, oh dear... I've forgetten the words now Take care of me, make sure, look out after me... Keep goin'... (Laughter) (Oooh!) (Paul McCartney:) Take care, look after me, [inaudible] I'll go again... [Verse 2] Don't ill treat me pet dingo, Ringo Don't ill treat me pet dingo! (Sung in a Liverpudlian accent:)They can't understand your lingo, Ringo... So don't ill treat me pet dingo All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 3] I think George's guitar's on the blink – I think George's guitar's on the blink It shouldn't go mm-nnga-mm-nnga, plink! Hey, hey – that's really on the blink! All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 4] Prop me up by the wall, Paul Prop me up by the wall I'll scream and cheer 'til I fall, Paul If you'll prop me up by the wall... All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) (That's where it should be – there: "oooh!") Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) [Verse 5] Hey, keep the hits coming on John Keep the hits coming on (oooh!) At least 'til after I'm gone, John Keep the hits coming on All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) Tie me kangaroo down, sport (I got it!) Tie me kangaroo down Give us a bit of did-i-did-i-did-i... That's it... [Verse 6] And with his very last gasp he says: Tan me hide when death comes, chums (Rolf coughs a few times) Oh dear... Tan me hide when death comes So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And Ringo's got it on his drums! All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down (oooh!) Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down! [Outro segment] (Laughter) What a phony bunch of laughter that was. What about messing up that ending after all the rehearsal we did? At least once (John Lennon): You forgot the words didn't you Rolf? At the beginning...