Young Reader

Sooner of later you're gonna get caught Sooner or later you're gonna fall down Life at the bottom ain't much fun at all And we sure know a thing or two About that, my friend We're the bad pretenders and the sadness lingers but you You don't have to live a life like this it's just a matter of principle When we were 29 years old We still believed in Santa Claus We'd count the presents under the tree But it didn't make us as happy as Clothes and books, spoken word, oh we never learned the Meaning of life isn't naughty or nice it's just a construct man You don't have to live a life like this You don't have to live a life like this You don't have to live a life like this You could just sit waiting for Satan himself to decline your invitation Sooner of later they'll cut you off Sooner or later, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba We'll see you later alligator That's a funny thing to say in Interviews, oh I love the news It's so hard to choose but we We like the one about the world on fire but I hope it's fiction I read the dictionary twice There's not a word of sound advice for a Young reader that likes Books with pretty pictures in like Birds and trees, falling leaves, anarchy to the The nth degree oh I'm sure you'd agree It's just the kids these days You don't have to live a life like this You don't have to live a life like this You don't have to live a life like this You could just sit waiting for Satan himself to cast judgment on your reason You don't have to live a life like this You don't have to live a life like this You don't have to live a life like this You could just die