The Museum of Failure proudly presents
The "I Don't Want To See You In Heaven" collection
An enigmatic series of eleven pieces
Created by an unknown group of artists known only as
"The Callous Daoboys"
Their true identities are, unfortunately, lost to time
These pieces were created 300 years ago
During the years of 2023 and 2024
It was once thought that the collection consisted of just ten pieces
However, earlier this year a reel of film tape marked
"III. Country Song in Reverse," on one side and
"Daoboys Sea World Footage" on the other
Was discovered in the occupied zone of Mena, Arkansas
We here at the Museum of Failure
Were lucky enough to have the artifact
Marked as historically important
And the reel was shipped across border checkpoints
Having now seen the collection in its potential final form
We now know that these pieces weren't just created by man
But by heartbreak, anguish, frustration
Infidelity, lust, addiction, divorce and suffering
One may imagine the head of a constantly changing beast
Ripping open the author of these words with more and more blood
The head of a fox wearing the young writer's body to prop them up
Whilst the second head of the pig snuffs out every word of regret
This is true failure, embodied and immortalized
This is embarrassment painted over
The first and last name of the grave
(Is the recording on?)
This is I Don't Want To See You In Heaven by The Callous Daoboys
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
