I’m That Bitch

[Chorus] I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch [Verse 1: Brita] Lookin' at these hoes (hoes), you can tell I'm the one (one) (That's me!) 'Cause they be givin' up (up) and I ain't even done (done) I came here to win (win) and I ain't leavin' 'til I won (won) it While I'm snatchin' crowns (crown), I'ma have a lotta fun (fun) It's Brita, bitch, I'ma say it again (Say my name!) If you don't remember, better grab a pen (Bitch!) B-R-I-T-A, that's the end I'ma fiercer bitch than you ever been [Verse 2: Crystal Methyd] I'm that bitch don't you know you'll never be (Nope!) Missouri girl, ready for the world to love me (Ooh!) I'm here to take the crown (Bow down) Make my momma proud (Hi mom!) Some say I'm weird (That's fair), but they're just lame (They are) Go fix your mug (Ugh), we're not the same (Nope!) My looks are flawless and, yeah, I'm so dusted I'll have you all screaming "Crystal Methyd!" [Verse 3: Gigi Goode] Good morning, campers (Good morning, Miss Goode) Hope you saved room for thirds G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gigi Goode I'm a good girl And I'm gonna bring the fashion to this bad world If you think that I'm conceited, that's on you, girl Mama, I don't want to fight nobody I'm just here to win and leave a bitch on read [Chorus] In case you forgot Let me remind you that I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch [Verse 4: Heidi N Closet] Heidi to the Closet is her name (Yup!) Bein' soft and supple is her game (Uh-huh) She's a young, fierce diva coming from the East Coast (North Carolina!) And she's 'bout to slay every one of her foes (Bop!) She'll never back down (Bow!) and she'll face her fears (Ooh!) You could even say she's wise beyond her years (Uh-huh) She's a small-town queen with no time to waste (Nope!) Her first bout up and it's won first place (Crown it) [Verse 5: Jackie Cox] Hey, I'm Jackie, Miss Cox if you're naughty Just like my girls Laverne, Deb, and Courteney Giving schatzi style, take it to the floor I'm not just the Persian princess next door Fab, funny, feminine, and absolutely fierce So salamati, boys, that's how I say cheers From the streets of Hell's Kitchen right to the runway This beat is so bitchin' you better say "shantay!" [Chorus] In case you forgot Let me remind you that I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch [Verse 6: Nicky Doll] N-I-C-K-Y's in town The new look queen that brings the house down (Ooh la la) Watch me prance my way to the crown Are you ready? A-A-Are you ready? 'Cause talent and fashion is what I bring to you And I guarantee you, here no mauvais goût From Paris to New York, now me voilà (Oui oui) Fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride, ah [Verse 7: Widow Von'Du] Weighin' in at 290 (what?), servin' Aphrodite KC, MO is where you can find me I wouldn't try me low-key or high-key (Nope!) Widow Von'Du, yes, bitch, I might be The baddest bitch alive, ain't no surprise (Nope!) Girls get mad when they look at these thighs (Damn!) As they rub together like they harmonize (Oh!) And I'm still servin' looks when I'm eatin' these fries [Chorus] In case you forgot Let me remind you that I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch I-I'm that bitch I-I-I'm that bitch That's the way it is Don't-don't-don't you wish You could be that rich But you ain't that bitch It's unanimous I-I-I'm that bitch