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Smoko

From Get This In Ya2017

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Smoko

One, two, three, four So let me set the scene It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees The Queensland harsh summer heat Had me sweating buckets all up and down my street It was there I spotted the bloke Perched atop of his milk crate throne He eyed me off as I approached Then he said I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone So it's Tuesday morning And my Centrelink hasn't come through So I pick up the phone Because I've got some abusing to do But all I get is elevator music, waiting on the line On hold all the time All I get is elevator music, waiting on the line 'Til I get a reply I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone Agh, aw, what time is it? Is it smoko? I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

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"Smoko" is a song by The Chats from the album Get This In Ya, released in 2017.

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