Ivan Meets G.I. Joe

[Verse 1] So you're on the floor at 54 Think you can last at Le Palace? Does your body go to the to and fro? Tonight's the night or didn't you know? [Chorus] That Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe [Verse 2] He tried his tricks, that Ruskie bear The United Nations said "It's all fair" He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague He could not win with a Cossack spin The Vostok Bomb, the Stalin strike He tried every move, he tried to hitchhike He drilled a hole like a Russian star He made every move in his repertoire [Chorus] When Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe [Chorus] Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe [Verse 3] It's G.I. Joe's turn to blow He turned it on cool and slow He tried a pay phone call to the Pentagon A radar scan, a leviathan He wiped the Earth clean as a plate What does it take to make a Ruskie break? But the crowd are bored and off they go Over the road to watch China blow [Chorus] Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe