South of Reality (Path of Totality)

[Verse 1] Lafawnduh's going to take us to the place Where we can stand and stare out into space Cardboard goggles propped before our eyes Sunburned faces gazing to the skies Pops says it's like watching drying paint We're impressed but obviously he ain't Not really his idea of fun Waiting for the moon to shield the sun [Chorus] South of the path Of totality South of the path Of totality [Verse 2] When Shiner was just a mini boy His science teacher thought he might enjoy A shadowbox of empty Captain Crunch So he could watch the eclipse after lunch Standing out on the Snake Canyon rim He's staring up and she's staring at him Wondering where his mind has run Waiting for the moon to shield the sun [Chorus] South of the path Of totality South of the path Of totality [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] It's getting dimmer, a chill is in the air Baffled flies are buzzing everywhere Armed with his plastic swatter sword Pops battles so he won't be bored The Cheshire Cat dodges behind the moon An eerie haze glooms the afternoon Lafawnduh's primed and ready for her run As the moon chases away the sun [Chorus] South of the path Of totality