North Of England

Some of them came from the north of England And some came from abroad But I lied and I cheated and they never found out And it makes me feel down You'll never quite know what it’s like to be ignorant Until you've spent time in our town 'Cos there’s no-one 'round here that is anything like us at all Makes me glad you're not around The sun came up on the north of England But it doesn't seem to matter when you're not around And it only seems to me to be a matter of time Before you're moving even further south You never quite know what it means to be intimate Until you've been around 'Cos that’s what it’s like And if there's someone you’re thinking is alright They're always wanting something else Tried to go from A to C I tried to go by car And it ended up with everyone trying to talk their way out But that always seems to be The way things go for you and me Some of them came from the north of England And some came from abroad But whatever we're having then believe me I'll try it Don’t believe me I'm lying All the randoms are dying, oh yeah