Anti-Pope (Fiddling About version)

I'm going back to church tonight Just like back when I was eight But I don't mean to pray I'm gonna nick the collection plate I've got nothing against church Or the people who go there and show they're Plain ignorant and don't understand Congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak enough To have to seek answers from the pedlars of hope I should know I used to go there myself That was the day I became antipope There's gonna be some fun tonight Spread the news around the town The vicar's a transvestite With a fetish for robes and gowns I've got nothing against church Or the people who go there and show they're Plain ignorant and don't understand Congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak enough To have to seek answers from the pedlars of hope I should know I used to go there myself That was the day I became antipope Religion doesn't mean a thing Its just another way of being right wing I think sex films are okay I don't dig that pope, no way I've got nothing against church Or the people who go there and show they're Plain ignorant and don't understand Congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak enough To have to seek answers from the pedlars of hope I should know I used to go there myself That was the day I became antipope