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Physical Sex Lyrics — The Darkness | Dork

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The Darkness
Physical Sex Lyrics

Lyrics

Physical Sex

From I Believe in a Thing Called Love2002

Written by Dan Hawkins, Ed Graham, Frankie Poullain, Justin Hawkins

Produced by Pedro Ferreira

Lyrics

Physical Sex

Physical Sex Many miles between you and me And love is guaranteed to fail Cos a fuck should be multi sensory And you just cant smell an email Phone sex cyber sex aint all that I prefer to take my sex in its original format So you know what you can do with that mousemat Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex Well i need to turn my horse around But babys got the painters in S-s-s-sporting a hat of the finest brown, Colour of the garden of Eden Honey I always have enough, cos I feel You give me just enough to make it really, really, really, real Its somewhere to put my beer Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex Riiiiiiiiiiiing me Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex

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About this track

"Physical Sex" is a song by The Darkness from the album I Believe in a Thing Called Love, released in 2002. The song was written by Dan Hawkins, Ed Graham, Frankie Poullain, Justin Hawkins. It was produced by Pedro Ferreira.

The Darkness profile →I Believe in a Thing Called Love album →Track profile →

Track 3 of 4EastWest U.K.

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Pedro Ferreira— 28 credits as producer →
Dan Hawkins— 158 credits as songwriter & producer →
Ed Graham— 26 credits as songwriter →
Frankie Poullain— 81 credits as songwriter →
Justin Hawkins— 129 credits as songwriter & producer →

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