Southern Trains

Air con set to sub-arctic If it moves it isn't quick Major delays, cancellations Tedious conversations Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face It's a disgrace! It's a journey into pure despair There are fucking arseholes everywhere I can smell piss and shit in the air Fuck you Southern Trains We're not getting anywhere Hiiiiiiii Yaaaaa! Journey into pure despair I just want to get somewhere Throw away the itinerary The whole rat race in one place, stationary On your marks, get set, stop Southern Trains are top It's a journey into pure despair There are fucking arseholes everywhere I can smell piss and shit in the air Fuck you Southern Trains We're not getting anywhere Them Southern Trains Choo choo Boo hoo Them Southern Trains Choo choo Boo hoo Heaving carriages of indignation Grown men weeping in pure frustration Totally packed and always late Into the tunnel of hate It's a journey into pure despair (Got me on the rails) There are fucking arseholes everywhere (It's a steam age nightmare) I can smell piss and shit in the air (Slower than snails) Fuck you Southern Trains We're not getting anywhere