Bad Party

(I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really) We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're going to a bad party And I hope those jerks will let us in Shut your mouth, get in the car Cause Ricky Kasso wants to drive We're going to a bad party It's the kind where everyone's dull We're going to a bad party Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all When we get there we'll say we love Satan Ricky always thinks that's funny We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been God I really hate these jokers Think they're smart, they think they're witty Someone oughtta pass a law Or at least form a committee I'm gonna shoot the stereo If they don't start playing my kind of music We're going to a bad party And I can hardly wait We're going to a bad party I need a place to defecate Maybe we'll take the host hostage Ooh what a clever play on words We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been God I really hate this music I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel If there is a God in heaven I'm sure that band will burn in hell I'm gonna shoot somebody If they don't stop talking about EastEnders We're going to a bad party And who knows what damage we'll do We're going to a bad party Gonna wind up on Phil Donahue