Ringo Buys a Rifle

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live, we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say Ordered advanced dream away Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming John was dubbing Ringo's humming People were starting to talk We start wars Forget the poor That all must change Ringo buys a rifle We stand tall Try to evolve We'll walk on water Ringo buys a rifle Animals will bare their fangs The Pope will join a gang We'll all get new shoes When Ringo buys a rifle Buildings come crashing down Lost things will be found Life'll be so much better When Ringo buys a rifle Tried to keep his head level Was possessed by the devil George is calling Ringo's mum Telling her Ringo's a bum Rumors are starting to fly We'll be one To love a gun That's how we'll live Ringo buys a rifle We start small Must learn to crawl We'll learn to fly Ringo buys a rifle Doesn't want to be cute He just wants to shoot Blow them away Make them all pay His mind has jumped track He's a Beatle maniac Hey Paul, you asshole... Dub this! When Ringo buys a rifle When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say Ordered advanced dream away Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming John was dubbing Ringo's humming People were starting to talk He is one with indoor plumbing Paul's still dubbing Ringo's drumming He's formed with the NRA (???) away Rumors are starting to fly He let (???) acid dream away