Right Wing Pigeons

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way? [refrain] They're just right wing pigeons from outer space Sent here to destroy the human race They don't give a damn about you or me They just buy guns and watch TV Let's go! The lady in Detroit owns a can of mace Got pissed at my brother so she sprayed it in his face Now what could make her think that way? What could make her act that way? [refrain] She's just a right wing pigeon from outer space Sent here to destroy the human race She don't give a damn about you or me She just buys guns and watches TV The man in the White House who just don't care He starves little kids and he dyes his hair Now what could make him think that way? What could make him act that way? [refrain]