The New York Guide To Art

[Verse 1] He tried to gauge out both his eyes While screaming "Art is only for the blind" He caught sepsis, he almost died But he did it all for art [Verse 2] Somebody shouted "My kid could do that" He shouted back, "Your kid is dumb and fat He looks ridiculous in that hat" This is your New York guide to art [Verse 3] Seven years ago, she turned 23 But Pitchfork says that she's just 19 The greatest thing on the New York scene And she does it all for art [Verse 4] Her daddy owns a record company He's changed her image alphabetically Shе might be glam or gothabilly In the New York guidе to art [Verse 5] If you think we picked an easy target Well, that's because you just don't get it Send us some money, you won't regret it For your New York guide to art [Outro] And we did it all for art