The Pit

[Intro] Are you ready, Dave? "Uh-huh" Malory? "Okay" Joe? "I dunno..." Well, alright fellas... Let's go!!! [Chorus] Hee and a ho And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit [Verse 1] I'm covered with slime and ick and goo But that's okay, 'cause my woman is too And we live in the stench of a dirt-walled hole And we don't give a damn about pest control [Chorus] It's a hee and a ho God I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit [Verse 2] Well, call us nauseating if that's what you please Or call us Ron and Nancy 'cause it's all the same disease This kind of thing happens in the best of homes This kind of thing happens wherever I roam [Chorus] It's a hee and a ho And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit [Verse 3] I wanna hear you shout the words to this song So let's all join in and we'll all sing along And maybe scare the neighbors or your mom and dad Or maybe get rich off some brand new fad! [Chorus] It's a hee and a ho And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit